Miss Knowitall

Dear Miss Knowitall,

You don't. I know you think you do. I know your ego is almost too big for this room, but you need to real it in just a BIT for a few moments and you may even learn something new!

Just because you and your friend owned a corset once, DOES NOT make you two experts on the subject. I've worked with lingerie for 5 years; I've MADE corsets; I'm a costume designer. I know a thing or two about material, fitting, etc. SO please shove it when you "know how it works" because you "own a bunch of corsets". You obviously don't. If you did, you wouldn't have spent 30 min trying on TWO corsets that were never going to fit you no matter how much you tried. If you have the wrong size, it won't fit. End story. Also, it helps if you actually undo the lacing of the corset before you put it on. It's like shoes, just because you can't fit your foot in them when they are all laced up, does NOT mean they don't fit. It just means you are too stupid to leave your house.

Next time, ask for help. I know this is almost beyond you because you believe you do not have to play by the rules of the normal Joe. But just this once: suck it up buttercup.

<3
Your friendly neighborhood smut peddler.


- TSP -