customer walks into my store and approaches me as I stand in uniform at the computer/till:
Him: "You open?"
...it's gonna be a long day...
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Give, and you shall receive.
A male in his 40's comes into my store the other day and proceeds to look around the store. He takes his time to look through everything and when I approached him to see if he was doing okay after a few minutes he says he has a question for me. I suspect that he's going to start going into round one of the "What's that?" game, but he only asks about the oral sex gels in front of him. Their names might imply there intended use for fellatio, but most of them you can also use for cunnilingus. I explain to him this information to him and he stand there looking at me and in all seriousness asks: "What would be the benefit of that?". I just looked at him in disbelief and replied: "Uh? She'd like it?!"
- TSP -
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