Customer: *in snooty voice* "I need your help!"
Me: "Okay, what can I do for you?"
*Insert long conversation about vibes and "better" vs "worse" vibes - and not just quality wise - she is definitely lost when it comes to what floats her boat and ask a bunch of questions in regards to HOW these will get her off. After all this she looks at our large selection of vibes that I just pointed out to her and looks disgusted.*
Customer: "I don't know anything about *insert good quality toy brand we've spent the last 10 min discussing*, I've heard of *insert notable European toy brand*, why don't you carry any of them?"
Me: "There just isn't the demand for that type of thing in town."
You DO realize you are in the middle of butt-fuck-nowhere, don't you?
Do you need help getting back to wherever your husband let you out of?
How quaint.
- TSP -
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