Friday, October 14, 2011

Blind leading the stupid.

Dearest Customer,

If you are trying to buy lingerie as a gift for your significant other, please - for the love of Pete - find out what SIZE of underwear they wear. "She's about your size," or "She's a bit bigger than you," doesn't help me at all. There are a lot of people "bigger than me". Also, I'm wearing a baggy work shirt, how do you know what size of underwear I wear? (And staring at my chest while you size me up isn't making you any friends.)

I can't help you find the right sized garment if you can't tell me what size person you are shopping for. I've never met this person, I really can't just make a guess and hope it's right. Please do your homework.

<3
Your friendly neighborhood smut peddler.


- TSP -

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