Customer: "Do you have movie?"
Me: "All our DVDs are on that rack. We only have educational films, no pornography."
Customer: "NO! No pornography! Just movie."
Me: "So, you'd like an educational film that you can learn something from? Or would you like a film where you watch people having sex?"
Customer: "No, no learning. Just story."
Me: "Okay. No, we don't carry pornography."
Customer: "No movie?"
Me: "No. No movie."
-TSP-
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